GUNTHROAT

Three marriages, yes you heard it right three marriages have been either fixed or consummated within a span of 5 months after we left our college. No one thought things could happen this fast. An atmosphere of gloom is in the air, which can be best captured in the words of my dear friend Ranees who says ‘’njammalu mathram ingane aayi poyallo”. I want to share some of thoughts of my friends who have reacted very caustically to this political expedience, some of their pranks in this season of marriages
1. Lock the scraps ur being watched
In a clear case of intrusion into the private realm, an insomniac is doing constant surveillance in the scrap books of the newly betrothed. He is taking screen shots of spicy exchanges between the couple in waiting and sending them to gossip hungry lunatics across the country. A recent case of breach of privacy has brought into the forefront even the honeymoon plans of these poor couples.
2 Prepare for the assault of devdas
Some of them are terribly disappointed at the apparent lack of solidarity to the elopement cause. They believe these women who have decided to marry in the conventional way have openly betrayed the cause of love and rebellion. Thus they have empowered other women to follow their suit and go with the wind. These flag bearers of rebellious romance have decided to protest to this lack of interest to the noble cause by deciding to ‘’eat till death’’ in the forthcoming marriages. So to the kind of attention of wedding planners keep enough food or else these lunatics may eat out the marriage.

3 On other developments, a sycophant who was reported to have assisted one of the women in the good old days of love and adventure is reportedly ill presumably as a shock to the latest developments and has been admitted in a hospital.

4 A induvidual in Bangalore have claimed that 2 of the women who are gonna be married had serious crush on him. As there are serious questions being raised at the sanity of this person the author doesn't want to divulge more information on the issue or take sides on the veracity of his statements.

PS: the author strongly denies any relation between his applying for a passport and the emigration of his classmate to US after marriage as attributed by rogue elements. The author believes it as an intentional attempt to malign his stature and strongly admonishes these gossip mongers. If they carry on with their insidious designs to denigrate the image of author, let me make it very clear that he will have no option but to leave the country to Mexico or Canada (etha mone amerikkede aduthu....)...