Navakerala Yatra
This march led by CPI(M) state secretary started off with a lot of controversy whether the CM would participate in it or not. Anyway I hope when the march reaches Trivandrum all the problems in kerala would be solved. There would be no dengue fever in the capital city. All the extremist holed upon in various parts of kerala would run out of the state like mosquitoes. Bombs can be made in police stations as envisaged by the home minister to smoke off these elements from our environment. All the gulf expatriates who are going to come back to the state in coming months after losing jobs could be given study classes on how to sustain with parippuvada and black tea.I sincerely hope that the march would put an end to the power crisis in the state by boycotting American nuclear reactors and attracting more lavalin like investments (this time we can ask a power company to build a water theme park instead of a cancer centre). I request the CPM leadership to use a road roller in their convoy so that at least some potholes in the road they are marching from Kasargod would be mended.
Save Kerala Yatra
This Yatra led by Ramesh Chennithala, KPCC president is again from kasargod with speculation whether K Karnakaran will participate in it or not over Rajya Sabha seat row. I earnestly call on all human rights organizations to take up the case of both Mr K Karunakaran and Mr V S Achutanandan (both octogenarians) who are being forced from various sides to take part in Yatras. This clearly is a case of cruelty to old men and should be taken upto the highest level. Anyway with the end of Chennithala’s yatra the GDP will bounce back to 9.1 and the 50 million people who are going to lose their jobs would be accommodated in Indira Bhavans across the country to play IGL (Indian group league). The most eligible idler in the country would be made the prime minister so that the poor economist can take a rest.
Janakeeya Yatra
This yatra organised by CPI will solve all the problems in agricultural (portfolio handled by the party) sector in kerala. Kerala would become 100% dependent as far food grains are concerned and CPI would become 100% dependent on CPM as far as votes are concerned. For those who don’t like rice from Tamil Nadu can eat burger from Mc donalds and drink a bottle of Pepsi (Please don’t drink Coco cola, because they wont give ads in matrubhoomi) to quench thirst.
Nava sandesha Yatra
The funniest of all Yatras is led by Mr K Muraleedharan, NCP president. I sincerely hope that atleast his problems are solved after the Yatra. I request all parties to make him atleast a panchayat president so that his father can die peacefully.
We want another Rath Yatra
As the net worth of ambanis and tatas have reduced substantially we whole heartedly understand inability of BJP to conduct yatras in all states. But I request the party to conduct cultural programmes in all states like nun raping in Orissa , pub demolition in Karnataka, manhandling teachers in MP, and most importantly to disallow every Muslim in this country to walk fearlessly on the road. I request them to create ram temples in every nook and corner of the country, so that ram would solve all the problems in the country (this time by not sending his pregnant wife to forest)
Why are others waiting?
I request DMK to conduct a yatra for LTTE to solve the problems of Srilankan Tamils. I request them to send all the women who lost jobs in the textile mills of thiruppur to srilanka as human bombs. This would solve all the problems of tamils across the state.
Mayawatiji please conduct a Yatra so that you could increase your personal asset by 10000% (rather than 3000% after you became CM) and thus eradicate poverty and crime in UP.
Bappu are you seeing this?
78 years ago a lean person marched 240 miles against a mighty empire and defeated them by love and passive resistance. He did not travel in Mercedes benz or Volvo bus, he walked. His followers were not lured by liquor and money (in kerala the standard rate for a rally participant is RS 250 and Chicken Biriyani, I know because I was offered this). They came because they believed in India, in Gandhiji. I hope he is not watching the castration of this divine mode of resistance in broad daylight.
I am the rabbit
I am the rabbit who ran as fast as I could when the race began
I am the rabbit who got exhausted first
I am the rabbit who lost focus of the finishing line
I am the rabbit who saw all the turtles go past
I am the rabbit who lost the race
I am the rabbit who lost the race of life
I am the rabbit who got it all wrong
